OK, here’s the grown-up truth version:

Job: Corporate Travel Consultant

Where: Cozmo Travel, Sharjah

What they actually want:

Minimum 3 years of doing what you do best at one of the big-boy TMCs (Travel Management Company…but if you don’t know that, you’re probz notin our league anyway)

You are GDS: Galileo is your fave. If you don’t already know it, Google it, quick.

You can hold a conversation with real people (and not just make small talk—you know how to form genuine connections).

You’ve juggled demanding corporate