Clairvoyant Facility Management & Jobs

Look,

Clairvoyant Facility Management isn’t just scattershotting job ads like confetti at a parade. They’re on the hunt for folks who’ve got skills *and* give a damn. You ever worked with that one dude who can break both the coffee machine and the damn screwdriver in the same shift? Yeah, hard pass on him. We want the people who roll up, dive in, and actually fix stuff—like, for real.

Here’s the lineup:

Carpenter

If you can build more than just IKEA shelves—and you don’t freak out at the sight of a tape measure—you might just be our kind of people. We’re talking about real craftsmanship here. If your friends call you to fix their kitchen cabinets (again), you’re probably a good fit. Bonus points if you’ve got stories about splinters that make people wince.

Painter

This isn’t finger painting, folks. If you can lay down a coat of paint so smooth people question if it’s wallpaper, we need to talk. Detail freaks, color nerds, mural heroes—all welcome. If the smell of fresh paint makes you nostalgic, come on over.

Mason

Bricks, blocks, stones—the heavy stuff. If you know how to build something that doesn’t fall down after a week, we want your number. Maybe you’ve helped build a wall, a patio, or even just a killer backyard barbecue pit (hey, it counts). Either way, if you can handle mortar and not just mortars and pestles, you’re in the right place.

What’s Non-Negotiable:

– At least 2 years in the maintenance biz. Real-world, hands-on, “I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe” experience. If your only reference is your grandma, maybe keep looking.
– Visit visa holders get the VIP treatment. Why? Office politics, probably. Don’t overthink it.

Stuff You Gotta Bring:

– CV that’s actually updated (and not just your high school achievements, please)
– Passport copy (yeah, the one where you look like you just woke up)
– Visa or Emirates ID (because, you know, laws and stuff)

Honestly,

If you’re the type who takes pride in a job well done, doesn’t cut corners, and maybe even enjoys a bit of banter over lunch breaks, this could be your new squad. We’re not promising a red carpet, but you’ll definitely be part of a crew that respects what you bring to the table (or the wall, or the freshly painted door).

So, are you going

To sit there re-reading this, or are you going to actually send your stuff in? Your call.